I'm a chicken.

I am sitting here shaking my head at myself right now.

I am a chicken.

I am a chicken.

I am a chicken.

I am a chicken.

I am a chicken.

I had to write that 5 times because it’s the truth. I’ll tell you how my week played out, well the experiment aspect of it not the whole thing nosy :p

          At the time of my last post there were 3 guys who were emailing me right but one just suddenly stopped and I kind of wondered why? Like dude I’m a catch so what is your problem (It stung a little as you can see lol). Anyways, a little information about Match 1 and Match 2.

Both of them have these same stats: 23, Caucasian, never married, no kids, Christian, some other good qualities and they are 6’4 and 6’1 respectively, like 6ft 4 inches. There aren’t that many cute tall dudes who are available anymore and I was like hmmm. So the conversation with match 1 started out with him emailing me and we talked about movies and gradually into talking about favorite spots and where we could hang out and regular stuff right and he honestly seemed cool. Match 2 I emailed first. So I have to say this, my 2 lines that I sent to this guy took me like 35 minutes to compose. Like what do you say to someone you have never met, no common ground nothing at all. It was just a pain in the ass and the email I got from match.com specifically said not to just say hey/hi or say something like you’re cute. You’re supposed to say something catchy enough to make them want to reply you. I would love to wait for guys to email me first but I had to step up my matching game. This subscription is for ONE month only, nothing more nothing less and if it doesn’t work out oh well.

        Let me tell you why I admit to being a chicken. I was supposed to hang out with Match 1 this Saturday right. I had said I would think about it when I emailed him last which was on Thursday of last week and had every intention of going. As Saturday drew nearer I started to think about all the scary movies that involved someone getting kidnapped I had ever seen and I started to get paranoid. Like what if this dude turned out to be a creep of something even worse? Anyways but Thursday night I had convinced myself that he didn’t seem like the type but by Saturday morning the paranoia was back I was busy early Saturday and by this time since I hadn’t confirmed if I would be able to make it or not, I just emailed him to say I had something I couldn’t get out of and we should plan for next weekend. I’m not sure why I did that but pls abeg if I get kidnapped, amongst other things that would go wrong I would never be able to finish up this experiment. It would be devastating right. So come next date I shall be well prepared and ready to do this.

Mr. Match 2 wants to hang out but since we bonded over Zumba he has suggested we go to a class together. I don’t know about that one oh I mean common first time meeting someone and it’s to go and sweat profusely over weird looking dances. I say weird because the instructors always look sexy when doing it but you as a student have a hard time keeping up and getting the steps. So not only would I look like a weist, I would also be sweating like a Christmas goat… Nuh uh

          There are several other guys who send occasional winks. This one boy was 19, like gosh my age is clearly displayed and this particular boy look like he could be 15 with his slow growth of a beard. Smh

It’s just beginning forreal guys… keep reading and I’ll keep entertaining you ;)

First Date.

      So since I've been on match.com, things have been good. No wierdo has asked me for a naked picture which I thought would happen lol  but honestly all these guys look normal and like I said earlier I have no idea why they are on there.  I think I have a total of 13 winks, 8 emails and 3 people I might actually go out with because I only want to pay for one month and I need to have something to blog about right? While talking to these guys, a lot of them ask where I like to go and where we could go if we wanted to meet up and I tell them I love dining out which I think is the safest way to go but then II'll tell you more about the potentials but for now enjoy this video, Completely honest first date. I thought it was pretty funny.

     Check back later this week, I feel like the action we've all been waiting for is finally going to happen this weekend. 

Who's your match?

       Whew, after several weeks of pondering on whether or not I want to continue this single experiment, I finally decided to sign up for an online dating site. Yup, I'm finally doing it. Eharmony just didn't want me to sign up for their website because at first their subscription was $40 and I thought about it, convinced myself spoke to a couple of people and I'm like its time. I went on there, completed my profile and subscription time, its now $59.95..O_o I'm thinking to myself what kind of setback is this or is it a sign? Gave up on them and moved on to match.com and now I have a profile for just $34.99 and I am ready to get started. Now reporting live as MomoLovee from the match website.

Going back to the reason I decided to start this experiment, Rachel Machacek said in her book not to focus on looks when viewing profiles on these sites right? but gosh there are SOOO many fine men on here. Like why are they here, they seem very well put together on paper so it makes no sense why online dating is the solution to their dating lives. Also you shouldn't judge a book by its cover and I have to say, it is harder that I thought. Every time I see someone wearing a durag, I say out loud "God forbid". Anyways since I am blogging about these men without

Lets talk about sex baby.

Sex, A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. See how this definition favors men, well it is the truth, men have a stronger sex drive, they enjoy sex more and they definitely think about sex more than women. This is not to say that women don't think about sex or they don't enjoy it, they most certainly do but some of them are just more sensitive and emotional towards it. Since sex is such a major part of our society and everyone talks about it constantly, we might as well talk about it.

• Sex is good period. The feeling is awesome and just the thoughts of it is enough to turn your insides out. It is also relative because how good the sex is depends on who it is you "sexing" and some people just suck. I have heard stories of girls who just lie there and don't put in any work and we wonder why some guys have trimmed waists, its all cos of the hip action they have to put in now. I have also heard stories of guys who boast of being "endowed", well endowed my butt because if you consider your 3 inch penis to be endowed, well maybe you need to enter a men's locker room and see what others are working with. There is no guywho will openly say oh yea btw I have a small cock but shoot you also don't have to lie about having one that's guaranteed to blow my mind. You can't be accused of lying if you never said anything but nooooo trust the guys of these days, the first time you have your hour long conversation past 11pm na so so sex talk. Kudos to the guys who know what they have and can do amazing things with it ;)
• Sex could be painful. I'm not talking about the physical aspect of sex hurting, and if it does hurt physically please see a doctor. I'm talking about the emotional mess sex sometimes create. A lot of people get hurt after having sex with someone knowing that it was only going to get ugly from there and the emotional trauma involved with it is just unnecessary. There are too many examples in the world, whether its your personal story or someone you know.
• Sex is complicated. There are so many rules the society has come up with as to why you should not have sex, when to have sex and to whom you should give it up to but does anyone ever consider the religious aspect of why you shouldn't be sexing that fine neighbor who's body looks like it was painted on? Regardless of if you're a Christian or Muslim, I've been both so I can tell you that they both say it is wrong and unacceptable. Most people really don't want to have sex, they just find themselves in situations where they feel like they have to and we all know acting based solely on your feelings is the most retarded way to go about any situation.

Anyways, Should you avoid sex? Ummm yaa most definitely.. Will most you you avoid sex? I'm sure you won't but I should tell you; if you're that person who finds herself being invited over only after 11pm, and you're in that situation mentioned above, Use the diarrhea excuse, It ALWAYS works.Btw read this article "Sex.... the good, the bad and the ugly" I loved it.http://www.edenicglory.net/2011/03/sex%E2%80%A6the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/